Krius's Tree Journal

[Beardicus Axepride Alebeard]

*OOC note: This is carved into the rather large Tree in Peridotia port and readable to all that can fly, have climbed the tree, or are a large sized+ creature as it is under the first branch set into the wood using Druidic magic*

(Through the many thousand of very fine hard to see entries of the journal, you notice a entry that catches your eyes so you begin to read)
Bark Journal XXXXXXXVII
April 13th

My head hurts. I can't remember what happened but the last thing I remember was a very large Blue Dragon, and a squirrel. Oh and my Helmet is dented in and I can't get it off. I feel as if I'll be sucking sap through the tiny holes in my helmet for years at this point. I've tried everything to get it off! Even tried to pay a nixie to rub some special new gem in there and get a charmed Umberhulk to pull it of. Unfortunately the Umberhulk was successful....at pulling my head from my shoulders. Tanith had a good laugh about that one. But I'm now ban from the Pixie Haven for making such a mess that it will take them many hours of nice pixie scrubbing to get the blood off everything. We met a small Pixie wandering about named UnKo so I took her in and have started teacher her the Wise ways of nature. On a side note...she hits...REALLY....hard. After Burying her soul for her so some Sorceress couldn't get it I started work on my newest creation! A contraption that is capable of launching Flaming rocks high into the air. Though I have no idea what it could be used for or why I made it. Though My stupid Wolf seems to enjoy the device more than I. I happen to think he's some sort of evil Worg more than a wolf. I've also learned how to cook bark, now to make it taste less...woody. Preying to Obad-Hai to turn me into a Great Blue isn't going the way I've planed but hopefully he will see me worthy. I've always wanted to know what a Ice Giant playing a lute would look like. Also. Bugbears shockingly are not half bug, half bear. I went through five of them before I figured THAT one out. OH. And Goblin skin, once dried out, absorb moisture and spills better than parchment! Oh where was I? Right well I think I'll try to find the showoffy Dragon-wizard Kharn or that bumbling Dwarf Molthor to try and either magic this or pull this Ork's butt sweat of a Helmet off.
~Krius Aerion~

[Molthor]

"And Molthor succeeds" *crowds cheer* xD

[Molthor]

Apr 13, 2009 21:44:48 GMT -5 Beardicus Axepride Alebeard said:

Bark Journal XXXXXXXVII

It would've been easier if you just put LXXVII for 77

[Beardicus Axepride Alebeard]

*OOC note: This is carved into the rather large Tree in Peridotia port and readable to all that can fly, have climbed the tree, or are a large sized+ creature as it is under the first branch set into the wood using Druidic magic*

(Through the many thousand of very fine hard to see entries of the journal, you notice a entry that catches your eyes so you begin to read)
Bark Journal XXXXXXXVIII
May 9th

I seem to have lost all of my magical powers. But now I can stab things REALLY good. Specially from behind. I also now have an utter deep hatred for undead...Can't quite figure that out either. Yesterday I realized how far my loathing goes for those vile creatures known only as Dark Crawlers. How am I supposed to make them dead if I'm always on my butt. I also found a new rapier. It's name if the Killer's Muse. I think it's evil. But I haven't a clue really. I FINALLY got the paste of stickiness off of my hood and can now show my true face to my friends. How was I supposed to know that wasn't bees wax I was eating. I couldn't open my mouth for almost a year. Though most of everyone was quite happy about it. Anyways. I'm in the middle of Creating a new device that Tanith came up with. It's called a Fire Powered sling shot-er. Hopefully I'll have my eye brows when I'm done or it might be liike the time we made a badger powered carriage. That didn't go well....not at all.
~Krius Aerion~